Marleyisms

This is a little compilation of her greatest hits in order to further illustrate the ridiculous drama that serves as my entertainment.

Me:  Marley, go put on your shoes so we can leave.

Mars:  WHAT DID YOU SAY? (through clenched teeth)  You don't LOVE me and you want to leave me here? (face droops)

Me:  Now

Mars:  Fine, but I'm not going to be your friend.  Babyhead.

Me:  (flatly)  Wow.

Mars:  But I can't FIND my SHOES!!! (hand to forehead, falling   gently to the ground)  I never find my shoes!!!  (violin music starts in the background)

Me:  Mars, they are directly in front of you. (barely holding back the laughs)

C'mon Kenzie, you're looking cute today.

Mars:  (with face squenched and lips pursed)  You never think I'm cute.

Me:  Of course you look cute today!  (said through chuckles)

Kenzie:  abubaabaa, ahhhhh!

Mars:  WHAT KENZIE!!!  You WANT to leave me at home!!!!

Me:   Marley, she can't talk remember!!!  (barely containing the   laughter)

Mars:  Oh, yeah.  Let's go mom!  It's a beautiful day today!  Mom, I looooove you!  Where are we going to go today?  C'mon Kenz!